Coronavirus Commentary
Coronavirus Ditties for Kitty
Coronavirus 👑 has us in a tizzy.
Not helpful is the leadership of that overly tanned orange 🍊 Tin Lizzie of a POTUS Whose every word and deed is bogus. Focused with his hypnotizing grotesque Locus of self-serving, con man, snake 🐍 oil Salesman making my blood boil.
While he soils his soul (though that’s his biz) It boils down to soiling our Constitution. Our once great 👍 institutions
The American Way corrupted by
A dictator-in training fouling and foiling This dictator in dirty diapers
Toiling to make his take great...His estate greater.
The state of our once greater nation
In peril as seas rise drowning coastal plantations and more humble dwellings.
Human rights caged compelling fears there’s no telling the atrocities his base will endure
Ignore and applaud!!! in the face of crop failures
Market collapse
What goes on in their brainwashed synapses Is truly a lapse in historical perspective. Minds not defective but deceived by those with foreign help elected.
1937 buy your brown shirts 👕I said Brown!
Though red, tomato red 🍅 is more the color of his once grand old party 🎈 the color of blood 💉 red.
The color of the wounds of the recently deadAnd slowly dying from the effects of his endless lying.
Yes, buy your MAGA hats, T-shirts
Stay at the hotels he owns
Keep him fat, front and center
The talk of the town
His ego demands an ever greater obsequious renown
While he’ll probably stop 🛑 short of wearing a crown 🤴
To please this clown 🤡
Buy those brown shirts brown
Denying testing to keep the numbers down. He delayed testing, keeping people at risk on boats
So he could gloat, brag and boast
That from coast to coast
We are the most prepared.
Few dared to contradict.
Less they be fired
“You’re fired” 🔥
His favorite words
A power junkie
To get this monkey 🐒 off our backs
And free us from treasonous attacks
Letting Russian 🤖 botsWreak havoc in our ballot box.
This pox promulgated by Fox
Yes, a Pox from Fox 🦊Round the clocks Knock your socks off
Hit it out of the park
Round the block
Hospital rounds overbooked
Backlogged overwhelmed by cuts he made In his presidential charade
This greatest president in any decade prayed to the gods of greed and lust not caring- even hoping for the rest of the world 🌎 to go bust
He prays and prayed on those least able...This fabled genius of self-serving “let them eat cake” 🍰Is a fake, a fraud and a failureAs Tom Steyer said
Now let’s get the lead out of our Resistance. It won’t be easy to improve our immune systems when overwhelmed by those cuts he made To all necessary government departments
Including alarming slashing to services needed for endemic planning.
Mother Nature 🌳 🌺 🌲 provoked when a species is out of balance
No 👎 need for Devine intervention
Just mention the crimes of the Republican Guard in service of making us a US of Banana Republicans.
What’s more His beloved trade wars make the poor more poor pouring gold and dollars 💵 into his craven, crotchety cronies’ purses 👜 and coffers with his used car 🚗 salesman pitch he drives the world into a ditch.
To hear more specifics of his horrific acts
Scroll back to the poem from my debut where audience members were few.
And while “music may make some lose control” While I don’t exactly extol his virtueless, vitriolic criticism of democrats and decency with witticism
And endlessly complain
Humor, in the main keeps me somewhat sane.
So let’s reframe this long refrain
Into something pithy, short and plain
The court is out.
About time to end his crimes.
Coronavirus 👑 does not have to keep us in a tizzy.
Even with that overly tanned orange 🍊
Tin Lizzie.
Set our priorities.
Get busy.
Duke’s Daily
April 1, 2020
Pyongyang, N. Korea
With special additional reporting from the Kremlin, Moscow, Russia, not the USSR not u
T. Rex and the Chinese Virus-
In this poem, oh great muse
You rightly refuse
Many a rhythmic rhyme
For in this difficult time
There is little poetry, little music.
Little 🎵 music 🎶 in this quasi-historical
fairytale fantasy
As is customary and easy
Please me and you with
suspension of disbelief
The ensuing absurdity
A ditty
a pity
Just look
it’s turning into a book
This balm
of comic relief imagine relaxing 😎 with piña colada under a palm
pleasant shady
with your gentleman or main lady
making it entertaining
Explaining our POTUS
As you may notice
is by far
more a reality TV Star.
He’s made our country greatly at risk.
He puts our health at the bottom of his list.
At a pace ever more grim and brisk
Being afraid 😱 to control the virus 🦠 in our land
as that would not expand
His fan base in the 2020 race
He wants all those fact-denying
Governors and religious leaders to give him a hand.
It’s not exactly rocket science
Or science of any sort
for his or any cohort.
It’s the artless art of a freeloader’s meal
His cheating, bullying, pandering art of a deal
Sending thousands, maybe millions to a hearse
Destroying -for his purse 👛
our public weal.
With that artless, shameful, devil’s deal
With the seal of Putin’s approval
I feel
It must have been a difficult deal as he has no soul to barter with the red-tailed Lucifer
His crew and detail from beyond the pale.
Even beyond Lord Putin’s Voldemort-Ian Fleming from Russia with love ❤️
Let’s explore down below not above.
Though he tried to shove
It under the rug
Not the one on his head
Or under a mistress’s bed.
“It is a glorious thing
To be a pirate king.”
Bet you didn’t know that
Donald J. was well-known
To W.S. Gilbert
Of Gilbert & Sullivan.
Apparently he also had knowledge
Of our electoral college
And how it could on the USA dump...
A trump.
“When in that...”
Senate
“If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as...” T. tells 'em to.”
“I am the Captain of the Pinafore ; And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea!”
That may be
but he sickens me
With his delay of testing
And continuous lying denying
That the virus was festering.
It’s all still ok in parts of the country.
Precaution and prevention
were never inventions or intentions
for him
Who is no longer slim
(Perhaps a bit witted dim).
He ❤️ loves conflict and post-haste unthinking self-aggrandizing last minute Munchhäusen syndrome
First forward then back
An endless attack
Dizzyingly rewriting history
A palindrome
To roost coming home.
Whew....
That’s plenty
More than enough
Even if we were up to April 2 of 2022.
Well, back in January
The trade adviser to our beloved POTUS warned if we didn’t contain Coronavirus it could cause trillions of dollars of losses and make millions of Americans at risk of sickness or death.
“Well, we pretty much shut it down coming in from China. We have a tremendous relationship with China, which is a very positive thing. Getting along with China, getting along with Russia, getting along with these countries.”
Flash forward
As we inexorably move to the hospital ward.
“Boeing’s going to need some help.”
Not to fear
Our great, huge leader dear
Just to be perfectly clear
Will meet in the future near
with the poor suffering folks
(No jokes)
Those poor suffering folks
who run the oil companies.
It’s not just POTUS
His enablers including Ted Cruz
Whose dad according to POTUS...
Who cares?!
Ted said
the relief bill couldn’t be put to bed
Unless it has more goodies for the coal, oil and gas ⛽️ industries.
Not that they would care
But pollution in the air
Suddenly went down
Isn’t it funny 😄
It was at the exact same time
when our factories went dark.
Hark!
Could there be
a relationship between hydrocarbons and clean air for you and me?
But we love global warming especially on a cold, cold day
in Moscow and in meadows where angelic white children play.
"I don't know. I just don't know what the government assistance would be for what I have."
“The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!”
"...government assistance...for what I have."
What a lovely idea
Help out the president because
He’s “losing billions”
Republicans sold stock ahead of the market crash.
Before the backlash
Did Trump bail on stock?
Sock 🧦 it to that stock and trade
Reporter for the inference he made.
“It’s a nasty 🤢 question...”
"I don't have stock. I own things.”
His daughter does too.
She just got a batch of trademarks in China
Couldn’t be finer
In North Korea nor South Carolina
Getting those trademarks
Is in stark contrast to
Her dad’s going after the son of Joe
For ivanka must know
It’s a little eyebrow raising
Some might say “amazing”
She’s branding as much as she can
From nursing homes to voting machines.
voting machines?!!!!
This blonde 👱♀️ whose dad had said
“When she was a teen, she was really 🥵 hot.”
Numbingly inappropriate... but not...
She’s not so dumb.
voting machines?!!!!
Hmmm.
"It cost me billions of dollars to be president..."
An investment
With a hefty return as he continuously lines his pockets and skews justice with destroying dockets and the checks
And balances which kept us from becoming a dictatorship
Hopefully in history he’ll just be a malignant blip
Not to be flip
He understood checks were to raise his balances.
Maybe.
Maybe he hid
(In plain sight
To prove he’s always right
As is known a priori to the far, far right.)
For no stock did he ask or make bids.
What about his kids?
The truth
The whole truth
And
Nothing but the truth.
“I always treated the Chinese Virus very seriously, and have done a very good job from the beginning, including my very early decision to close the “borders” from China - against the wishes of almost all. Many lives were saved. The Fake News new narrative is disgraceful & false!”
“They” are working with “us”.
“It is very important that we totally protect our Asian Americans...”
From
“... the Chinese Virus...”
“I always treated the Chinese Virus...”
“THEY are working with US.”
"I've always viewed it as very serious."
“There was no difference yesterday from days before. I feel the tone is similar but some said it wasn't."
"This is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic."
All the truth that’s fit to print
The NY Times
Fox and friends
Amends the truth
Maybe a bit uncouth
The potus propaganda broadcasting booth
Its viewers love ❤️
A good, juicy conspiracy theory
Of which some grow weary.
As Anderson phrased it
they dance 💃 their famous foxtrot.
Are the 🦊 foxian foxholes on something from Timothy Leary?
For science 🧬
Their eyes glaze over
When presented with facts.
It is the 😃 happy, snappy upbeat
Treat of the upbeat
POTUS like an elephant
magically floating on a lotus
Gladly goad us
Into passionate rage
Against believers in fact
Setting the stage for racial attacks.
***
Flashback
When in the US (excuse me!)
Said Steve... He, he, he... Chinese flu
you can call it that too)
A viral attack-
the
Flashback
Early January
“One person, coming in from China.” 🇨🇳
Late January
“We have very little problem in this country” with five cases.”
March 5.
“Only 129 cases.”
"So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu...Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are... CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!"
Aha! He advises us to think!
If it were anyone else you’d suspect a hint
of irony.
Wink, wink 😉
“But we've never closed down the country for the flu."
As we jettison J.
for T. today
President Donald T. Rex TexMex is not concerned at all
about having had direct exposure to the virus.
It will be gone “like magic.”
“By Easter.” “A beautiful thing.”
Yes, no 👎 no need for concern at all.
There couldn’t possibly be a resurgence in the fall.
To lighten the mood, Mitch
march back to
March seven (7)
(Seen on all channels including eleven?)
standing next to the Brazilian President
at marvelous Mar-a-Lago club and residence.
“not concerned at all"
“No, I’m not.
No, we’ve done a great job,”
The president is shaking hands, even on TV.
“By the end of February,
the World Health Organization had shipped tests to nearly 60 countries.” Politico
So...?
We didn’t want them.
Ahem.
Keep them on the ships.
No blood 🩸 on my hands
“I take no responsibility.”
Must be Obama’s fault or Hillary.
I get off Scott free.
Now that I’ve got the Injustice Department working for me
Keep the numbers down.
Keep them down,
Down, down, down
If they go up
Yup, blame the Dems
The guys but especially them ugly, fat dyke femmes eating Ring-Dings
the ones who run the child sex-trafficking rings.
Yes, keep the numbers down.
I have to hurry to get fitted for my new, bigger, huge shiny crown 👑.
March 10
Next campaign rally- business as usual.
“Stay calm... Coronavirus will go away.”
The rally..
Cancelled the next day.
Ok.
Stay at home
Except for religious gatherings.
And other essential businesses.
Huh?
More on that later, the son-in-law, his brother with the Coronavirus company, the diva, the sons, the father, paging the pater and all you haters. Unholy trinity... what?! did I say I could count?
March 12
1,200 cases
“Very few cases.”
“You call it a germ, you can call it a flu. You can call it a virus. You can call it many different names. I’m not sure anybody knows what it is.”
You can call it a germ
You can call it a flu
You’ll stick to whomever you want
To stick to your alternative anti-science
Anti-facts view
like a pot of rotten glue.
True
You can call it a germ
In your term
There’s a worm 🐛
In your snappy, happy, happy,
upbeat, happy 😃 phantasmagorical permafrost of a happy, crappy brain 🧠
Plain to see
The opportunities
You missed, you hissed
At the media, the Dems
Them’s the facts about the Coronavirus attack.
Smack damn
You’re a heartless ham.
You can call yourself a lamb
of god
You can call yourself a mod
Superhero
More like a golfing 🏌️♀️ Nero
You can can call
yourself a somewhat orange, slightly selfish greedy sociopath.
But above all
It’s your base that’s brainwashed in their fear.
Unfortunately this kind of dangerous thing
Happened before as we look in the rear
View mirror to Germany 🇩🇪
in the ‘30’s.
The virus 🦠 now and the cancer then
Blend together
Metastasizing thanks 😊 to your base
And your Republican Reichstag
Not realizing rightly the snag.
You are not the whatever of god
You are the world’s worst leader
And that they blindly love 💕 you
Is pathetic, sickening.
Our collective pulse quickening
But
Unfortunately given mankind’s history
Of all sorts of gods
It’s really not that odd.
March 16
Multiple cases at
Mar-a-logo from that Chinese 🤧 flu
Who knew?!
The president’s property truly lost its virgin immunity thanks to you know who.
Little boy blue?
(Not Republicans, never, no, no they never do
Like the boy who cried Wolf Blitzer you too?!
Boy Blue wasn’t the one
Who cried wolf 🐺 every day in every way
Nay, never his fault.
He takes no responsibility.
Har, har, har and hee, hee, hee.
He takes no responsibility.
A very great captain is he
Never taking responsibility
“What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever...” sickening on land, in the air or at sea.
For me...
"I don't know. I just don't know what the government assistance would be for what I have." For me.
Me, me and me!
For me and me alone!
Maybe I should have myself cloned.
Like boys from Brazil
They-all the meeze (plural of me, rhymes with 🤧 sneeze) could help me run roughshod over capital hill
passing all sorts of immoral self-enriching bullish bills
Printing money as I stick my hand into the till.
Friday, March 27
In the US
more than. 1,200 Coronavirus DEATHS
A vaccine will be ready “relatively soon.”
“I’m a smart guy,”
“A stable genius.”
“Natural ability...”
“Super genius uncle...”
“Maybe I should have been a doctor.”
frankly
He could not have killed
Or hurt 😢 as many people that way
As when from the golf ⛳️ course he plays
POTUS all day.
“I feel good about it. And we’re going to see. You’re going to see soon enough.”
In the midst of this Mitt was the one Republican to call his bluff.
“They’ve gone through the approval process,”
Mr. T. said of the drugs. “It’s been approved, and they did.”
All good, but not exactly, completely true...
the F.D.A. had not approved any drugs for use in the treatment of coronavirus. But the stock of that company went up.
Flash forward
March 30
POTUS as potent as Agent Orange 🍊
Gets FDA to approve a “game changer”
Even though this this drug has sickened and killed people.
The United States is in far better shape than other countries.
It will “all work out very well.”
It is spreading “very slowly in the U.S.”
It is “very much under control.”
March 28
U.S. becomes first country with more than 100,000 cases.
Sunday, March 29
US has 2,300 Coronavirus DEATHS
Trump tweets
“Because the “Ratings” of my News Conferences etc. are so high, “Bachelor finale, Monday Night Football type numbers” according to the -“ failing” @nytimes, the Lamestream Media is going CRAZY. “Trump is reaching too many people, we must stop him.” said one lunatic. See you at 5:00 P.M.! M.!
Monday, March 30
161,771 cases
T. Rex, Tex who prefers tweets to text
🍊 Orange you glad to see
me on national T.V.
His dad would be proud and grandpa too.
A bit worried though through.
Donald what would you do
if truth, the American way- if democracy ever comes back?
He sees no reason to impose a quarantine-even in the places with the most cases.
It’s optional. I won’t ware a mask. I give the governors lots of flexibility. I take no responsibility, my new campaign slogan.
On every wall- look at me, I’m a war-time President. FDR was nothing compared to me. But I can, just like him have three terms. Maybe more.
We’ve said it before.
Maybe this treasonous, rotten tyrant will get life.
We interrupt this transmission to update you on
The Saga of guys who go Gaga for any lady
Even some past their heyday.
Bonkers for Ivanka
Who once gave a speech
Good, 🧼 clean, wholesome
Hopeful in a realistic way
Upholding the American Way
Offering help where it is needed.
She sounded like a Democrat that day.
We thought her voice and that of her husband
Would bring together a band
Of wise advisors to help govern this land.
That hope, that dream
Drowned by POTUS and co.
In daily doses of increasing
Quicksand.
His base
“Nearly two-thirds of Republicans who turn to sources that cater to right-leaning audiences”- Post
When POTUS called out our “Deep State Department,” right wing media criticized Dr. Fauci for going against CDC guidelines by touching his face. They ratcheted that up claiming he is working with Hillary Clinton to undermine the president.
And then there are the generous senators.
Sens. Tim Scott, R-S.C., Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., and Ben Sasse, R-Neb., said the bill could provide a "strong incentive for employees to be laid off instead of going to work" because some people could theoretically make more by being unemployed.
Twitter reports that some of the right wing, anti-Fauci tweets are being retweeted over 700 times per day...
Including a re-tweet by the POTUS who backtracks but never retreats.
Seven hundred... umm...
Someone either has fast thumbs
or could there be a little help from our friends in the former USSR?
Hardy har har.
T. Rex takes a big bite
Out of truth every day and night.
Did you see the invention which might save lives?
It’s a very simple device, actually
Just a piece of tape over the mouth of the sick person, said the unnecessary employee who keeps showing up to work whose sickness has gone straight to his head.
T. (Fla. not TexMex) expects to win another four, eight or more years...
Instilling and fanning fears
All the terrific stress and strife
As we noted above
We’d love to see him get life.
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Duke’s Daily
March, 29, 2020
The Kremlin, Moscow
My Coronavirus ratings are so high
No one can deny
My alternative facts
It’s a fact
My act is so popular with every populist
From Kansas to the Acropolis
From football 🏈 heroes 🦸♀️ to
Beer hall
motorcycle, bearded 🧔 MAGA hat cool cat
I’m where it’s at.
At that I say
Go pray close to every friend
Attend church, thank god you’ve got me
Rather than Joe, Bernie or Hillary... oh...
So 🛑 stop ✋ worrying
Get back
Tuesday, March 31
Most of the new cases in the WORLD are in the U.S.
20,921-Today.
Deaths pass 3,000
South Korea 🇰🇷 is having fewer cases, fewer deaths -they also are producing sufficient supplies for their spotless, state of the art facilities.
"Please stay at home and refrain from going outside and minimize contact with other people." S. Korea
Could we learn from them?
Hire them to ramp up or production of supplies?
Improve our protocols?
Nah.
We’re the best
***
Pres. TexMex Rex the first
“pretty unlikely.”
“We’ve talked about it.”
He deems
Or dreams
That some states
“are frankly not in trouble at all.”
Red states are pretty much immune it seems.
Bailouts are not needed
Because the red states are doing well.
Yes he’s president of all the people.
All the people? Well almost all the people.
And he’s hardly ever sick with his poisonous quick wit with which he flits from noun to verb to the totally absurd.
Take for example Arizona where workers cluster together in living quarters. Until a few days ago, Gov. Doug Ducey chose not to ask people to stay at home. You can’t blame him though because he was only following the ideas of POTUS who feels many parts of the country are not affected at all.
Why are the workers so busy?
They are speeding up construction of dumpf’s wall.
After all
The T. admin
Claims a wall will lessen transmission.
Didn’t you know?
Viruses can climb over a wall even one that is very, very tall.
Of the virus 🦠 from Mexico 🇲🇽
(Uh, isn’t the virus from China 🇨🇳?)
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention
Says a wall will not help.
(Must be run by the Deep State Democrats.)
And anyway, they base their work on those unreliable scientific facts instead of listening to the “the smart guy with natural ability who should have been a doctor.”
Why build the wall now, when construction in other parts of the country has been temporarily suspended?
I guess it’s one of the essential business.
Arizona’s has a large number of essential businesses such as golf courses, nail salons and pawn shops.
What about massage parlors?
Isn’t a big T. donor a massage parlor owner?
By the way she’s from China.
Republican governors in Ohio, Texas and Mississippi shut down abortion as non-essential services.
Today, a record US 794 deaths from the virus.
Yesterday a was a record as was the day before.
Each day a new record of deaths.
Those Red states, either not believing in science- as though there was no visible evidence- or thinking they can put their economy ahead of our people’s health
TexMex Rex showed a graph today on his TV show pointing ☝️ out that NY has the most cases. Other places -could those be more sparsely populated Red states- he said were more proactive.
Can TexMex make even one statement that is either true or free of policial posturing or self-aggrandizing?
That’s a nasty question.
Of course
Tomorrow is
April one
So if we had written this mañana
This could all be a joke from the Banana
Republicans
But wait!
April 1
T. finally realizes on April first that this is no joke.
But wait...
The CDC
Said everyone should wear masks.
Donald T
Said it’s “optional”
Not for me.
When Pence was put in charge
Set up to fail
With a Pass to Mike not Mary
All hail the Hail Mary fast passing the buck failing POTUS
Cow towing to his Holy grail.
Mike getting praise for being more presidential than
The large POTUS criminal at large
POTUS took the mic 🎤 more than a Pence named Mike.
Looking ahead
Pence said on
On April 7
The Chosen One, Blessed be He
Removed the Inspector General
Overseeing how the relief trillions are
Meant to be spent.
Couldn’t trust him- might be a Democratic left over from the Obama administration.
Can’t have any of that type of infiltration-might actually lead to some honest information- in other words, another hoax.
The fact that he became an Inspector General during the Bush W. Years bears no importance for that’s a fact and as smatter of fact, we know the relationship our great stable genius has to fact and it’s not exactly intact.
So guess who gets to oversee those trillions?
Why of course, it’s none other that that trump-worthy Oops trust-worthy guy (just one word different)- an infinitely wise-guy who likes to take a little off the top to hide that he’s just such a flop.
Just because the star ⭐️ with the hugest ratings and the smallest-
Amount of compassion -
has used briefings to repeatedly attack opponents, spread misinformation on the pandemic, promote unproven drugs and treatments,” as CNBC concisely reports
It’s no reason for his ratings to go anywhere but up.
Yup. That’s what Fox wants
And what the Fox wants
The Fox gets.
Maybe Little Red Riding-hood should be... Susan Rice would be nice
Clarity of mind and speech
To replace our insatiably lustful 🩸 blood-sucking leech.
Let’s get back to Pence
The suspense is killing me
Or could it be the Chinese Flu?
Ah Choo!
Sorry forgot to wear a mask or social distance.
POTUS says it’s optional
not as the experts say essential and optimal.
But it’s ok, because as Blacks we can’t get an attack of this big bug.
Get those Blacks back to working in the meat plants. Do I care if their sick?
Sure look at the way I shrug.
I used the powers invested in me the War Production Act
to act quickly as a matter of fact
To open those plants
But not to make masks.
The owners want no liability if their workers get sick and sue.
Sure. They’re just like me.
We take no responsibility.
Anyway I sure love to play golf
And
I sure love a good lawsuit- especially when I pack the courts.
Oh I could give you a hug.
Smug and snug in my bed listening to posts on social media
could they be Russian bots?
They sure seem to know lots and lots!
Lots of harmful, spiteful nonsense
Whence Pence proclaimed “no Dr. Fauci on CNN until when the POTUS gets his full two hours plus” daily Reality TV Show to go live into every home, every crevice.
As POTUS said
Don’t believe what you hear, what you read or what you see. Only believe in god and especially put your trust in me.
April 9
More from our crystal ball 🔮
Just like new
Back from the repair shop.
A well-functioning crystal ball
Is really all
You need as we hop to the stock market
For a drop
A data point of better news.
The S&P is back in bull market territory.
Gee that didn’t take long for the super rich
To get bailed out of the deepest- so far- POTUS Ditch.
As for the folks on the bottom
They can get 🥘 food handouts
They can apply for unemployment insurance
And maybe another entitlement or two.
Sure the recession was caused by Dems
The media, Hussein Obama who may not have been born here and let’s not forget Hillary.
Who if she had won- and I won by a huge...
You should see the size of my...
Tricks...
If she had used more tricks
cheated even more with her Russian and big business collusions my second amendment folks would have known what to do.
By the way, gun sales are up. Ammunition and bombproof cars. So I’ve created a great bull market. The economy is great. I’ve done more for Africans in our country
More than any president.
Their unemployment rate was way down.
They are immune to that Chinese flu.
Just like big strong coal miners with their powerful lungs.
Me too.
I’m immune
I’m a nice guy.
I’m above the law.
Rules are for sissies
Paying taxes is for goodie, goodie two shoes 👠
I like women in 👠 high heels 👠 and lingerie
So I can grab...
Your attention
Grab the mic 🎤 from Mike
Senseless
If Pence has any sense
He’d reference
My greatness
More than once an hour.
He neglects to say
I have knowledge from a higher power.
The Chosen One
The great presidential POTUS took a breath.
He remembered from where and whence he meandered...
Gun sales are up.
The economy is the biggest it’s ever been.
Our economic policy can be summed up in three beautiful words, jobs, jobs, jobs.
I’ve done all this not those previous presidential slobs.
I’ve been great for all Americans
So let’s get rid of the criminals, rapists and murders who bring in the flu 🤧
from Mexico too
I’ve help Africans, many a Jew
I’m protecting Asians.
All people
I’m the leader of all people.
I’m generous to a fault
Fir all my subjects
Africans, Muslims, Chinese, American Patriots
Like the Navy guy who fired that wimp who used to pretend to run a big ship 🚢
Couldn’t handle it when the little moot, minor blip of a suspected Chinese flu 😷 on his ship.
Oh how flip
Oh how wonderful.
It’s a wonderful world I built.
And it only took six days!
And I avoided the cross.
Just like god’s son died to save us
A few of our country’s sons - the old ones- have to die to save us from the Chinese virus.
And me
I’m free
Thanks to Mitch
And a conspiracy theory
Or three
The Dems can’t convict me
They can’t catch me in my faultless perfect speech a few alternative facts
How dare the enemy of the people media contradict
I know a lot.
My uncle was a genius scientist.
I should have been a doctor.
Yes I can talk forever
My base loves me
We are in love 😍
Making America great and keeping it great
For you, me and all the people just like us.
And yes there are a few who sadly do not love 💕 America the way you my beloved patriots do. And mostly me too.
Send her back they chanted.
With my rant my base is enchanted
I miss those rallies.
Is social distancing really necessary?
The CDC is run by a wonderful true Christian
So I’ll see what I can do.
With the truth
As we always do
To my people on the right
Do the next right thing
Bring your concealed weapons
Your concealed revenge
No longer has to be hidden.
I’m the leader of the once free world.
Let’s keep America great 👍
But not free of hate.
“He happens to be Hispanic, but I never quite figured it out because he looks more like a WASP than I do,” The big guy playing to an adoring crowd said of Cortes, who was in the audience.
From the stage, he asked Cortes: "Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics?” Cortes appeared to mouth “country,” to which Trump replied: “I don’t know. I may have to go for the Hispanics, to be honest with you. We got a lot of Hispanics.”
They have a better understanding of the drug problem- I’m winning the war on drugs-they understand that more than other Americans.
“We love 💗 our Hispanics.”
Reported By Shannon Pettypiece and Monica Alba 🌅 from RIO RANCHO, N.M.
People like us.
I like immigrants...
From Norway.
My father was an immigrant.
People like us.
For people like us.
Just think about that...
Just like “in Charlottesville there were very good, very fine people on both sides.”
So if it’s April 1
How do we know these future events?
Just as we were in suspense about Pence
Most boldly and manifoldly
been in our crystal ball foretold.
It is no mystery
The POTUS history
Is predictable
He leaves most of the world in misery.
(That and of course the fact that this was edited past the dateline date.)
As we waited with breath baited
Hoping leadership had finally arrived
Our lousy bogus POTUS
Once again filled the airwaves
With his ever-disgusting self-serving self praise congratulations 🎈🎉🍾 he said
For our war on drugs!!!?
What 😲 does that have it do with it
💕 love?💗 out of the infinite depths
of his inept overcompensating ego
We go
from fleeting hope to despair 😩
What does he care
as long as he rallies his base
What a pathetic international disgrace.
So as we close on this first of April we realize again
that every time the president and his men
Open their mouths 👄 and spoke
It was disheartening, sickening
April Fools Day joke.
*%##%^*+^^%%**** EOF ****<#$*+<|~%^*+
Thursday, April 30, 2020
Oh, 😎 relax.
Have a corona.
With Lyme
Disease
No health Insurance
Unemployment
Businesses closing.
Little ones. The little puny mom and pop shops. Bailed out big, huge corporations. Yes
Death and suffering.
It could be worse.
What?!!!
Could have happened to me.
It has cost me billions to be the greatest President maybe since Lincoln.
Except I’m smarter. I defunded public theaters.
Trickle down Trickle down Pop. Putin is pleased 😀
No denying Your lying made America greatly sick 😷 And MRGA Only one letter different You made Russia 🇷🇺 great again.
Then
Pop I’m strong, powerful Not a flop.
PopPop Pop...... That’s the sound of everything great coming to a full 🛑 ✋ stop.
🍺 Barr’s Bars 🍺
Bars come in many kinds.
There are Kind Bars
There are ice cream bars.
There are gold bars.
There are bars which have reopened
Serving, liquor 🥃
And corona 👑 the beer 🍺
Have no fear
There are low bars for corporations and political cronies and other phonies to be enriched.
Others thrown into a made in America, not a Dutch ditch
Perfect pitch have these calls
Fooling some of the people all
The time while the 🩸 bleeder of the free world injects a dose of good clean 🧼 fun urging liberation of the states’ stay at home 🏡 on doctors’ orders
More important to bar the Chinese flu from coming to you through our southern borders.
There are higher bars to businesses small
Put the unemployed at greater risk
Whisk away healthcare
Let criminals out from behind bars especially if they can be helpful to the bargain basement banana Republicans.
There are bars holding kids in cages
according to the sages
like summer camps.
Come out of the cold - or the flu-
Come out whenever you are
To hear the Barr
The greatest bar none
who
Passed the Bar showing a knowing of the letter but not the better spirit of the law
Aw shucks.
He’s just seeking to bar health and safety near and far.