Overcoming the monster

I hit monster on the head with a pink smurf ball. 

It turned all sweet and purred like a kitten smitten, gently handing poor people tons of money.

We return from Sumatra, the kitteny monster and I, all smiles, with a heroes’ welcome, our quest was complete as we become the creatures that we were truly meant to be having overcome our tragic past, being reborn into action-ready leaders.

 The mystery of life had been solved.

 We found romance as the monster transformed into a beautiful yoga teacher.

We continued to have adventures and of course all of this is nonfiction, except for the parts borrowed from Science Fiction.

OK. I’ve included all the most common plot types

Yes, but it still isn’t funny… or meaningful.

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Oh, you’re a monster!